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Saturday, April 10, 2010

Liz Taylor To Marry A Brotha?



You know what they say, once you go black... you get married for a 9th time.

US Weekly reports Elizabeth Taylor may be getting married again, but this time to a black man! A source close to the 78 year old Taylor says the Oscar winner is now engaged to 49 year old Jason Winters (who, BTW, is Janet Jackson's new manager).

Taylor and Winters have reportedly been together for years. In fact, they took a romantic vacation to Hawaii back in 2007 where Liz was spotted "caressing" Winters. REOWR! Cougar time!

Taylor has been married eight times! Her husband list reads like the roll call in school:
Conrad Hilton (1950-51)
Michael Wilding (1952-57)
Mike Todd (1957-58)
Eddie Fisher (1959-64)
Richard Burton (1964-74 and again 1975-76)
Sen. John Warner (1976-82)
Larry Fortensky (1991-96).

Her last marriage ended in 1996, so yeah, I'd say it's time someone put a ring on it!

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Sunday, April 4, 2010

Brew Bits: Vivica Wants You To Have A Happy Easter



Vivica and her young buck Slimm want to wish you a happy Easter. Is it me or is something not right here? I mean, shouldn't this Slimm cat be halfway excited? Happy about the Miami sun? Joyous about the Resurrection? Something…


Why he so mad? White Jesus does not approve.

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Thursday, November 12, 2009

Is The Cougar So 2000-Late?



A new study finds relationships work better if the man is a little older and a little dumber than the woman.

UK researchers studied 1,500 couples over a 5 year period and found the most successful relationships were those where the woman was 5 or more years younger and more educated than her partner.  So, we've got it all wrong.  Instead of scouting the college campuses, we need to be at the nursing homes.  Dammit.  I've wasted years.

Anyway, Newsweek says the whole "cougar" game is just media-driven and will likely be extinct by next year.

What's your call? Are cougars here to stay? Would you start seeking older men to date?  Is age just a number?

Mr. & Mrs. Carter photo credit: BAUER-GRIFFIN

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Monday, October 19, 2009

Cougar Alert: Ice T's Son


Tracy "Lil Ice" Marrow, Jr. has gone from this...

To this...

 
 

(Ignoring Coco)...

He's only 17.  Give him time to finish brewing... and avoid any charges.  *jokes, jokes*

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Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Health: Tips for Looking Younger

Okay, I have a confession. Fawnda loves the Youngbucks! Now don't get it twisted, Fawnda's not trolling the middle school playgrounds with a backpack full of candy. I just like my mens to be a little younger for stamina purposes :).

So in order to keep up my cougar-steeze, I have to maintain my sexy and keep my youthful appearance.

A makeup pro listed her top instant agers -- I decided to share these tips in case you want to snag a youngin' too. But be clear, that's the only thing I'm sharing!

Instant Agers:


1. Heavy foundation cakes between fine lines, making wrinkles stand out, instead, lightly pat foundation onto trouble spots with a blush brush.


2. Clumpy mascara on upper and lower lashes creates a dated look. Try the “rock and roll” method: Curl lashes then, starting at the base of the lash, rock the mascara wand horizontally back and forth, and roll it out to the tip of each lash.


3. Side-swiped blush high on the cheekbones is so five years ago. Today, for a younger look, brush your blush just on the apples of your cheeks.


4. Light-washed jeans age you. The darker the wash, the more flattering,” Go for a midrise waist and boot-cut legs.


5. Anything boxy or tight works against your shape. Forget the size number and choose what fits your curves.

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