Social Commentary: Man in the Middle

"This ain't R&B smooth, I ain't no R&B dude, poured a glass of army got mami in the mood...." from Jay-Z, "Take You Home with Me".  I love these lyrics because this is exactly what myself and a lot of women are looking for. A man who can go seamlessly from the boardroom to the boulevard in "3...2...1" I find most mofo's are either too far on one side or the other of the social fence. Take your bourgeois dudes...the "I'm not falling for the banana in the tail pipe..." bruhs who would skid in their silkies if you dropped them off on any MLK! These types hide behind their education, their fraternity, their family's legacy, but they lack common sense and *drum roll* swagger. On the flip side, there is such a thing as too much steze. I'll call these types "Method Men"...they could flow with the WU, but whoooooooooo you don't want to bring them to your office Christmas party, trust! These types will give you the ride of your life, but don't ask them shish about the Dow! Their kicks and gear stay fresh, but conversation beyond what the new drink is or who's a better rapper: Jay-Z, Biggie or Nas, is null and void. What's a girl to do? *Singing* "I'm looking for the man in the middle!" Discuss...