Tatted Up

From the DUH FILES: A young woman in Belgium is suing her tattoo artist because she says he inked her face way too much. 18 year old Kimberly Vlaeminck claims she went to tattoo artist, Rouslan Toumaniantz , for three simple stars on the side of her face. Now, here’s where things get tricky. Young Kim claims she fell asleep while ole Rouslan was tatting her up. When she awoke from her NAP, she found he’d tattooed 56 stars on the side of her face.

Is anyone buying this?

Young Kim is now suing the tattoo artist for 10,000 Euros to pay for its removal. Toumaniantz says the girl asked for all 56 stars and that he’s got a witness to back him up. But, he says he’s willing to go half on the price for removing the tats because he doesn’t want to have an unhappy client.

Toumaniantz claims the girl only complained about the tattoo when she saw the reactions of her father and boyfriend who both looked at her like she’d been beaten with the dumb stick.

Vlaeminck blames a language barrier for the mix up. She says the tattoo dude didn’t understand her French and broken English.

Uh, why are you speaking French to a Romanian?

I give up!

Here's the story...it's not in English but it's just as dumb.