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Witches' Brew: Tell ‘Em Son

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Tell ‘Em Son

Ne-Yo is the next Billy Blanks! Somebody get this man some Richard Simmons shorts, STAT! He’s like, the Great Motivator or some shizz.

Ne-Yo told a "budding singer" to get her hip and thigh game tight before she tries to ink a record deal. Then, he proceeds to out Beyonce as a member of Team Klump (like we didn't know that already). Hercules! Hercules!



So, does Ne-Yo really have that much time to kill that he can listen to a chick sing her whole demo tape? I thought this was the Year of the Gentleman. Shouldn’t he be somewhere promoting that?

Anyway, it’s an ugly business, girl, but props to Mr. Yo for keeping it real and taking time to listen to you croon about battered men (uh, WTF?).

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