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Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Brewchies At The Movies: “Just Wright”


Alert! Alert! There's a whole-lotta fine coming up in this next post!


Check out the trailer for Common and King Queen Latifah’s new flick, Just Wright. Latifah stars as a physical therapist who rehabs a pro-baller and judging from the trailer… you can tell she gets to hump Common at some point in this movie.


Good lawd, look at the fineness up in this flick! But, something about this movie makes me want to sing “Khadijah, I need ya”…

And, I see you Pam Grier.

Just Wright hits theaters in May.  Will you go see it?

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Sunday, November 1, 2009

Brew Beauty: Queen Latifah

Actor/rapper/spokesmodel and all-round entertainment force Queen Latifah is our fourth Brew Beauty of the Week!  New Jersey bred Dana Elaine Owens parlayed a groundbreaking rap career into a Golden Globe, two Screen Actors Guild awards and an Oscar nomination.  Latifah's not just a pretty face, she reps for the big girls and has her hands in lots of charity work, ranging from ovarian cancer research to promoting volunteerism.  We jokingly call her the King around here... but her beauty can't be denied.

Here's a look at Dana through the years.





Head to our Facebook page for our Brew Beauty gallery to see more of The Queen.  And while you're there, become a fan and then follow our blog!


If you've got a beauty you want us to feature, e-mail us (no video vixens, airheads or publicity whores, thank you!).

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Saturday, October 17, 2009

Brew Music: Queen Latifah + Missy - "Fast Car"



King Queen Latifah is back. This time, she's teaming with Missy (refraining from joke on the day the Lord hath made) on a track called "Fast Car." Didn't Tracy Chapman already make that song? Anyway, take a listen and leave your comments below.


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Thursday, October 15, 2009

Brew Throwback: Let Us Remember....

 The days when the King (Latifah) was but a Prince, and Monie Love was the bigger success...

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Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Brew Rant: Clincial Retards, Closer Than You May Think...


Seriously, when did stupidity become ok? When did it become cool to say shit like "Oh, I don't read!" or "Mannnnn, you go to work EARLY? Shooot I'M NEVER THERE ON TIME!" or my favorite.. "You crazy!!!'' followed by an uncomfortable too loud laugh, when you say something/anything clearly beyond the persons' comprehension.

Well this evening, I almost popped a gasket when my professor ...then the CLASS.. then ME, had to try to patiently explain the concept..no fuck that, the DEFINITION of a 3rd grade word, that she was erroneously using... to a grown ass woman.

Let me explain something to you clinically retarded (cousin to the clinical midget) bitches, WE HAVE A GOTDAMN BLACK PRESIDENT! If you haven't noticed. This does not mean that all you would-be rappers should try to figure out words to rhyme with Barack... like: "I reached for my glock, as I grab my cock, I cook in a wok, I rock around the clock, big ups Barack!" (yo...check out my flow!) That means step up your gotdamn game! Reach a little further than you have been reaching, you lazy fucktard! READ A BOOK, or at very least -know the meaning of the words you are using! Cause a bitch like me has had it up to here!! TELL 'EM KING!!

Pissed Brewchie, OUT!!!


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Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Brew Music: King Latifah Drops 'Persona' Today....



The King really is a beautiful person........ yea we'll go with person

Are you gonna buy it?

Here's a song "People" off the new album featuring Murry J.





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