The Witches' Brew blog

has been moved to new address

http://www.witchesbrewonline.com

Sorry for inconvenience... but join us at our new spot!

Witches' Brew

Friday, April 9, 2010

Brewchies at the Movies: SATC 2 Trailer

I'm so excited. Check out the trailer for "Why Did I Get Married: Clear Edition"  "Sex and The City 2". I personally cannot wait to see my friendgirls in my head again! I just hope this time they leave Jennifer Hudson in St. Louis!

The movies comes out May 27th! That's plently time to get your outfit and all your single friends ready to go and pretend you're the more melanin havin', broker versions of Carrie and crew!

Labels: ,

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Brewchies At The Movies: “Just Wright”


Alert! Alert! There's a whole-lotta fine coming up in this next post!


Check out the trailer for Common and King Queen Latifah’s new flick, Just Wright. Latifah stars as a physical therapist who rehabs a pro-baller and judging from the trailer… you can tell she gets to hump Common at some point in this movie.


Good lawd, look at the fineness up in this flick! But, something about this movie makes me want to sing “Khadijah, I need ya”…

And, I see you Pam Grier.

Just Wright hits theaters in May.  Will you go see it?

Labels: , , , ,

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Brew Flicks: Karate Kid Trailer



Here's the trailer for Jaden Smith's remix of The Karate Kid. Apparently it's about a street smart boy who moves to China with his single mamma, played by Taraji Henson in a bad curly yaki weave. How orginal. If Taraji's in it then will Madea end the movie by doing this Electric Slide on the Great Wall? I guess....

Labels: , ,

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Brewchies At The Movies: 2009 Mash-Up



Who needs Netflix when you can just watch a mash-up of the year's top movies in under 2 minutes?  Hey, it beats snoozing through another Katherine Heigl flick... and save yourself some coin in the process.

Hollywood.com compiled 150 cuts from some of this year's top movies into a minute and a half of seizure-inducing, jolting clips.




What...they couldn't spare 2.5 seconds for Precious falling down the stairs in slo-mo? C'mon son. Good thing it's already on YouTube.

(Audio NSFW)


Labels:

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Will Smith's Kid Brings Home A Check



Jaden Smith, the little tyke of Will and Jada, is bringing home his own bacon these days (errrybody needs to pull their weight ... including the 11 year olds!).  He's the lead in the remake of the 1984 classic, The Karate Kid.  Jackie Chan stars as the modern day Miyagi.

Young Jaden says he trained for 4 months to learn the moves.  The film was shot in Beijing, ya know, for that real caublanasian feel.

Now, I'm normally no fan of the remake, but I'm trying to hold my judgment here, at least until the previews start circulating.

The flick is due in theaters June 11th.

So, will you see it?

Taste The Brew for a couple more karate pics.
Read more »

Labels: , ,

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Brewchies At The Movies: Idris Elba To Play Super Hero


Idris Elba rescues me in my dreams every night, but apparently he's about to do that in a movie for real too.

Elba will star in the film adaptation of the popular Marvel comic book, "Thor." He's set to play Heimdall, the guardian of Asgard who defends the city from intruders. The film also stars Natalie Portman and Chris Hemsworth. "Thor" tells the tale of the Norse god of Thunder.

Filming is set to begin next year.

Source
Image via Essence

Labels: ,

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Brewchies At The Movies: Jennifer Hudson To Play Winnie Mandela


Who says winning an Oscar doesn't mean anything? (*looking at YOU, Mo'Nique*)

Jennifer Hudson landed the title role in Winnie, a new film based on the life of Winnie Mandela, the controversial former wife of freedom fighting legend, peacekeeper and South Africa’s first Black president, Nelson Mandela.  The film begins shooting next May in various cities throughout South Africa.

Jennifer says she was "compelled and moved when [she] read the script."  Hudson won the Academy Award in 2007 for her role in Dreamgirls.  Since then, she's appeared in The Secret Life of Bees and the Sex and the City movie (ok, we forgive you for that one JHud).

Source

Labels: , ,

Friday, November 6, 2009

Brewchies At The Movies: "Why Did I Get Married Too?"



Check out the trailer for Tyler Perry's "Why Did I Get Married Too?"... it drops in April 2010.



What's that I smell?  Raw emotion?  Acting?  Oh, that's the aroma of a bigger budget.

So, will you go see it?

Labels: ,

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Brew Throwback: The Berenstain Bears


Everything that's old is new again in Hollywood, whether it's Transformers, Where The Wild Things Are or The Fantastic Mr. Fox.  Now, The Berenstain Bears are coming to life on the big screen.

The movie will be a mix of live-action and computer animation.  The director of Night at the Museum is behind the project, which should be released in 2011.



Photo: HarperCollins Children's Books

Source

Labels: , ,

Saturday, October 31, 2009

Brewchies At The Movies: "This Is It"



Thirty minutes ago I had one of the best cinematic experiences of my life.  I saw "This is It" for the first of what I'm certain will be many times to come.  I bought my tickets online weeks before the film even opened, mainly because I'm lazy and don't like to wait, but I was also scared that they'd sell out and I'd miss my chance to see the film on the big screen.  I'm also one of those go big or don't go at all types, so if the tickets go on sale early, I stalk the website and am first in line to buy mine.  I know.  It's a problem and I'm fully aware I have it.

When I arrived at the theatre, I was giddy yet cautious not to let my tissues get too far away from me.  All week long I'd thought this would be a great piece of cinema but one that would leave me in tears, thinking about how sad Michael Jackson's demise was.  Or, how pitiful his final days were.  Boy, was I wrong.  Each moment of this film took me back to 1985, or 1990, or a school dance, or an awards show.  I thought about where I was when I saw him perform Billie Jean for the first time on TV, or how the Motown 25 VHS tape still lives in my grandparents' house even though both of them are long gone.

Each song took me to exactly where I was when I first heard it.  I was captivated and awed by the sheer genius of Michael and the people with which he surrounded himself.  The ideas they crafted.  The way they recreated the major videos in Jackson's catalog, giving them a modern feel but staying true to the classics we all love.  Can you imagine what a 3D Thriller would have looked like?  Well, I can now.

I didn't cry (although things got a little shaky during Earth Song and Man In The Mirror), nor did I wallow too long in pity or sadness.  I left the theatre -not saddened- but reminded how brilliant this man was.  I left the theatre wanting more but yet satisfied that I'd had him in my life for 30+ years.  I even left the theatre wanting to recycle more!  (You'll get it once you see it)

So, don't be sad for MJ.  Don't mourn for MJ.  Mourn for us if we don't heed his warnings about healing the world.  Mourn for us if we don't stop to appreciate the love we all have in our lives... the love he tried to share with the world.  Mourn for us if we don't walk out those theatre doors with a bop in our heads, a song in our hearts and a glide in our steps.

That was it for him.  But, this film reminds us, it doesn't have to be for the rest of us.

Thanks MJ!

P.S. STAY THROUGH THE CREDITS!


Labels: , , ,

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Brewchies At The Movies: "Invictus"


Morgan Freeman is tackling the role of Nelson Mandela in the new film, "Invictus."  It's about Mandela's efforts to unite a racially-divided South Africa for the Rugby World Cup.  "Invictus" was directed by Clint Eastwood and it also stars Matt Damon as rugby player Francois Pienaar.  The film hits screens December 11th.





So, will you go see it?

Labels: , , , ,

Sunday, September 6, 2009

Michael Moore Returns...Fires At "The Man"

Filmmaker Michael Moore is back!

Moore has taken on the Detroit car industry, the U.S. Army and the gun and health care lobby. He's back to tackle capitalism in his latest documentary Capitalism: A Love Story.



Critics say this one isn't as powerful as Moore's previous docs, but he nails his frequent message that business is messing things up for the little guy and mom & pop.

I've loved every documentary Moore has made, so I'll grab a ticket and some popcorn for this one.

Capitalism hits theatres October 2nd.

Moore will also sit down for a chat with Oprah. That airs September 22nd.

Labels: ,

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Brewchies at the Movies: Chris Rock's "Good Hair" ......


















Black women DO NOT play when it comes to their hair, no way, no how! In this documentary Chris talks to some of your favorite celebrity Negro women, Nia "take you ass to acting school Beyonce" Long, Meagan Good, Lauren London, Raven Simone, Melissa Ford and many others about the seriousness of the "hair" issue, perm or no perm (the creamy crack), weaves and the big business of selling and buying human hair.

SOURCE:

"When Chris Rock’s daughter, Lola, came up to him crying and asked, “Daddy, how come I don’t have good hair?” the bewildered comic committed himself to search the ends of the earth and the depths of black culture to find out who had put that question into his little girl's head! Director Jeff Stilson’s camera followed the funnyman, and the result is Good Hair, a wonderfully insightful and entertaining, yet remarkably serious, documentary about African American hair culture.An exposé of comic proportions that only Chris Rock could pull off, Good Hair visits hair salons and styling battles, scientific laboratories, and Indian temples to explore the way black hairstyles impact the activities, pocketbooks, sexual relationships, and self-esteem of black people. Celebrities such as Ice-T, Kerry Washington, Nia Long, Paul Mooney, Raven Symoné, Maya Angelou, and Reverend Al Sharpton all candidly offer their stories and observations to Rock while he struggles with the task of figuring out how to respond to his daughter’s question. What he discovers is that black hair is a big business that doesn’t always benefit the black community and little Lola’s question might well be bigger than his ability to convince her that the stuff on top of her head is nowhere near as important as what is inside. "

Labels: , ,

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

SATC Wants Y-O-U!

The producers of the Sex and the City movie sequel are looking for a few good women to round out the cast. Next Tuesday, August 4th, the Grant Wilfley Casting company is holding an open call at New York City's Metropolitan Pavilion for "models, celebrity types, upscale socialites, urban club-goers, gays & lesbians, 'xotic types (you know, Middle Easterners, Arabs, Asians, etc…) and professional soccer players (random)."

"Sex and the City 2" is not yet in production but it's rumored to begin filming in early Fall.

Well, I can't do much for the soccer player or the upscale socialite types, but I can get down as a club-goer (it's practically my part time job anyway)… and hell, maybe, I could pass for the lesbian. I'm just sayin'... the chicks dig me (I don't dig back though).

Watchout'dernow, Carrie!

Labels: , ,

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Brewchies at the Movies: "Orphan"



Ok as a child the movie and character that most scared the captain crunch outta me was Damien from "The Omen".



It just didn't get any eviler than this boy to me. Good grief! Well move over Damien..... Esther's in town! and this lil mofo right here looks like she means bitness!



I'm scared just typing this.... I guess I'll go see it with a man with lots of muscles..... plus they like when you're all scared and stuff, they think they can get the poon easier that way, dummies!

Labels: ,