Shake Things Up This Easter, Get Nekkid!

Sunday is Easter, that's the day the we all put on the best of the best in pastel wear and strut our heathen asses to church. Just like last year, my thongs still get bunched up when I consider how hog wild people get over going to church specifically on Easter. Some only go on this day just to show off their "fly" Easter wears. Most churches will be standing room only cause it's Easter and while we try not to be preachy here at the Brew I would be remiss if I didn't suggest that perhaps we all try to get more spiritually grounded this year, no matter what or who you believe in. Don't wait for a special occasion so you can wear these:

You can get it poppin with God at any time and wearing just about anything, he don't care, really he doesn't! In fact, I get right with God most of the time in my favorite outfit of all time, my skin! totally butterball nekkid, it works for me and I feel that is when I most connect with him. Whatever your approach, just do something. If you have faith in whatever you have faith in then you know that there is something bigger than you out there looking over you and orchestrating all the good that you encounter. So don't wait til Easter to connect to that, God is not checking for your  big ole ugly, obnoxious pastel suit, he's only checking for you.

For a good hearty laugh, peep last year's edition of  'Things Negroes Like', Easter Edition......

HAPPY EASTER!!!!

And for the love of White Jesus, if you do go to church and encounter this 'Fool in the name of Christ', please run........

Brew News: Reverend Ike Dies

If you're of a certain age, then your earliest memories of televised preachers probably begins and ends with Reverend Ike (and maybe Rev. Fred Price too). Sadly, the good reverend went on to glory this week. Frederick Joseph Eikerenkoetter II (now I see why he went by "Rev. Ike") died July 29th in Los Angeles. He was 74.

Rev. Ike was one of the first preachers to use television and radio to reach out to the masses. His unique and sometimes controversial message of prosperity drew in millions of faithful followers. Ike proclaimed that "Jesus was a capitalist," often telling his congregation that putting change in the collection plate was offensive to God's ears.


In keeping with Ike's shall we say, hand-out policy, his website is asking for donations or an online memorial gift in lieu of flowers.

Here's a glimpse of Ike in his heyday.






I guess the best we've got to offer today is this dude.




Jesus, take the wheel!

"AND GAAAAAAAWWWWDDDDDDD!!!!"

OK REALLY! WTF!! ok we have already covered Reverend Psycho Ass Moron here at the Brew but now I done found this here gem where he's pushing a Jesus rag that cures back pain......

OK SO NOW DO YOU WANNA TAKE THE WHEEL JESUS???? HUH??? DO YA?????

This guy clearly must have some followers otherwise he wouldn't be around. I know one thing, he would get punched right in his muthaeffin face if he screamed that "AND GAWWWWDDD!!" shit in my face...... nutbag!

Reverend Psycho Ass Moron...

So I arrive home after a night of my usual Friday night creeping and as I'm putting my key in the door I become alarmed at the screaming I hear. I open the door ever so gently and of course the dog starts going nuts and seems to be in one piece but still I hear the screaming. I usually leave the tv on for the dog and so as I glance at the tv I realize that's where the screaming is coming from. WTF!! It's the Reverend Kerney Thomas, and this fool ass moron is screaming intermittently throughout his God tirade. I mean it completely mesmerized me for a good 10 mins. Who at BET has allowed this, couldn't that time be given to Proactive or to a sexy chat line company??? Ugh! well in case you are not familiar with Reverend Psycho, have a gander....