My Fiance Is A Dumbass

So this dude saves his lunch money to buy a rock for his girl only to drop the thing off the Brooklyn Bridge. Dumbass! See, this is why all you need to do is take me to the Red Lobster for them cheddar biscuits and put the ring on the table. Don't fake the romance for my benefit when all I want is da-da-da rock anyway. Don't let him hold da baby!