My Chance To Find Real Love

Yes, ladies and gents, Ray J is returning to TV (thank you White Jesus)! When four million people tuned in to watch Ray J give Unique the boot (he should have given her a bra) in favor of Cocktail, VH1 knew it had a hit!

So, the network is bringing For the Love of Ray J back for another season because, of course, Ray J is now single. Don’t people know these shows never producer real love. Well, except for now, because I’m about to be up in that piece. That’s right, somebody dust off their freaky flicks porn camera and film my “audition” tape!

VH1 is reportedly looking for women with confidence (check!) and class (burp… double check!). You must be able to handle a man of Ray J’s, ahem, status. Log onto the For the Love of Ray J 2 site to submit your deets and a photo. But don’t put too much effort into it because I plan to win this bish!